#8

Being aerodynamic. (Kind of.) Take that Lance Armstrong.

#7

Getting to have a wicked cool scar.

#6

Only having to shave one leg. (Finally, right girls? Sorry guys.)

#5

Clever way to make you weigh less.

#4

50% less chance of getting shot in the kneecap.

#3

Can detach prosthetic and use it as a wicked club.

#2

Smaller bloodstream means you get drunk quicker, and cheaper.